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  • saheeli-rai:

    mtg-talk:

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    My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

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    (via doggy-puppy-indulgence)

    • 5 days ago
    • 37854 notes
  • b0tster:

    me after 3 days of progesterone

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 13191 notes
  • fesenmoon:

    A segment of the Wikipedia entry for non-human animal tool use. It reads: "In reptiles: Tool use by American alligators and mugger crocodiles has been documented. During the breeding season, birds such as herons and egrets look for sticks to build their nests. Alligators and crocodiles collect sticks to use as bait to catch birds. The crocodilian positions itself near a rookery, partially submerges with the sticks balanced on its head, and when a bird approaches to take the stick, it springs its trap. This stick displaying strategy is the first known case of a predator not only using an object as a lure, but also taking into account the seasonal behaviour of its prey."ALT
    A drawing parodying The Far Side's infamous "Cow Tools." An expressionless crocodile stands in front of their "tools," a series of sticks laid out on a bench.ALT

    no fucking way

    (via hungwy)

    • 1 month ago
    • 48742 notes
  • arceusbeta:

    arceusbeta:

    arceusbeta:

    the difference between yugioh and magic the gathering (as someone who plays neither) is that a yugioh card says like “if you own a Blorbionicus the King of Red Eyes in your pendulum summon zone (but NOT your left pendulum summon zone) you can special summon (NOT ritual or zexal or pendulum summon) sixteen cards named Blorbimini (excluding Maid Blorbimini) to any zone EXCEPT the super double defense zone” and no one can explain this to me but meanwhile a magic the gathering card says “flying. after the end of your turn draw a card” and people are like oh those fools bc the action only goes on the stack after the end of your turn and because of the use of ‘your’ instead of 'the owner’s’ and because mercury is in gatorade, technically it only resolves during the opponents third upkeep when explicitly you cant draw cards or else a sniper will shoot you

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    my honest to God answer in my defense is that I am fascinated to an unhealthy degree with glitches, system failures, weird rules interactions, etc and so spend unreasonable amounts of time in threads dedicated to discussing weird rules in games i don’t play. did you know in the tabletop rpg pathfinder no one can see the moon

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    @loth-catgirl it’s honestly fairly simple. perception checks gain bonuses based off the size of the thing you’re trying to see, but gain penalties based on how far away it is. the math lines up such that the very large size of the moon in No way compensates for the negative-over-a-hundred-million penalty imposed by the moon being really far away. this also goes for the sun (larger, but even further away) and, obviously, all stars. no one has ever seen any celestial body

    • 3 months ago
    • 23030 notes
  • foone:

    Want to see the worst keyboard I’ve made? No?

    Too bad!

    Here’s the Hair Keyboard. I built this in 2020. It’s basically just a relatively standard QWERTY membrane-dome keyboard, but it’s got a very unique look, thanks to a lot of time spent with glue and fake fur from a hobby store. It took a LONG time to comb this thing into usability, and I cannot describe how it feels to type on.

    An overall picture:

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    Some horrible pre-combing shots:

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    Bad Hair (Keyboard) day:

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    Fun fact: Posting this is causing my music to skip. I think my computer can’t handle even the image of the Hair Keyboard.

    • 4 months ago
    • 21221 notes
  • elfbarpaws:

    Secret Unlockable

    • 4 months ago
    • 3293 notes
  • micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

    • 4 months ago
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  • spanishpoliticians:

    Hola! He perdido el control de mi vida (insertar gif de I regret nothing) y he escrito un fic AU de Tales of Podemos. Esta es mi aportación al fandom: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/57576759-amar-en-tiempos-de-la-resistencia

    • 6 months ago
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    • 6 months ago
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  • y2kaestheticinstitute:

    corporateslut:

    astrolantern:

    background music from windows xp installation. few people actually heard it, because it was set to play before the audio drivers were configured.

    filepath: C:\Windows\system32\oobe\image­s\title.w­ma 

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    Background music from the Windows XP installation (2001)

    (via stardust-omelette)

    • 7 months ago
    • 122703 notes
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